Michael Jackson, prix Nobel de la paix ?

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Michael Jackson ne porte pas de montre.

Internet a de bons côtés. Regardez par exemple, sur le web il y a ZibloG, c’est bien ça ZibloG, non ?

Bon, peu importe. Et puis il y a des délires amusants comme cette pétition signée par 64805 personnes au moment précis où j’écris ces lignes. (Pétition)

Que veulent ces gens ?Ils veulent que Michael Jackson obtienne le prix Nobel de la paix. L’idée du Nobel est noble et jolie. Nonobstant et subséquemment, les chances que Michael obtienne ce prix sont à peu près équivalentes à mon envie de faire du saut en parachute au dessus d’un champ de cactus.

Pourquoi ?

Parce qu’il ne me semble pas que ce bon Michael ait fait tant de bien que cela dans sa vie, en tout cas rien de comparable à ce qu’a pu faire l’Abbé Pierre qui n’a eu que dalle pour cela. Par ailleurs, ce prix n’a jamais été attribué à quelqu’un de disparu. Donc tant que Michael sera mort, ce sera compliqué.

Mais bon, puisqu’il fait chaud et que ça délire grave, je propose donc d’attribuer :

L’Oscar du meilleur acteur à Jean Claude Vandamme.

L’Award de la meilleure musique d’ascenseur à Otis Redding.

La Victoire de la Musique du meilleur album en japonais à Mireille Mathieu.

Le 7 d’Or de la meilleure émission pour la jeunesse au Journal du Hard.

Le trophée du sportif de l’année à Rocco Siffredi.

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Rocco a une petite montre.

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  1. omar
    30 mars 2011 à 15:57 #

    Le prix de l’animateur radio le plus doué de sa génération à … Cauet ;-) !

  2. caroline
    30 mars 2011 à 22:27 #

    et pq pas le prix nobel de la réunification longuemmmment (oui avec plein de m tellement elle prend son temps) réfléchie à Bart et consors?

  3. Yona
    24 avril 2011 à 2:57 #

    Hum… Michael Jackson a juste fait plusieurs dons (qui se comptent en milliers de dollars) mais sinon, oui à part ca il n’a rien fait de bien. (ironie)

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    Ou alors une béatification ?
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