Michael Jackson est de marbre

 

michaeljacksonstatue.jpg

 

Tout a commencé en 2007 avec la photo de ce buste égyptien.

Un morceau de pierre exposé au Field Museum de Chicago. Une statue égyptienne qui date de 1550 avant JC, environ. Des gens y ont vu une ressemblance avec le roi de la pop.

Qui ressemble à qui ? On sait que Michael s’est fait refaire le nez, plusieurs fois. Manifestement le buste égyptien s’est aussi fait refaire le nez.

Mais en l’occurrence, ce n’est pas un chirurgien esthétique qui a opéré, mais les premiers chrétiens et musulmans qui défiguraient les statues égyptiennes pour qu’elles ne soient plus idolâtrées. Avec le nez raboté, elles n’avaient plus rien d’humain.

Alors je pose une question, avec son nouveau nez, Michael n’avait-il plus l’air d’un humain ?

Et dire que dans 3000 ans, les dates se confondront et des archéologues penseront que le buste représentait Michael Jackson, un chanteur mort il y a trois millénaires.

Et là-dessus, un élève archéologue se lèvera dans la classe pour dire : « Maître ! C’est quoi un chanteur ? »

 

67 Réponses à “Michael Jackson est de marbre”

  1. Bobe
    12 août 2009 à 9:30 #

    Effectivement il y a une certaine ressemblance entre M.J et et ce buste égyptien.
    Nous pouvons quand même en déduire sans trop prendre de risque que c’est M.J qui ressemble au ce buste et non le contraire,sauf bien entendu si l’on croit à la réincarnation !

  2. Djess
    12 août 2009 à 12:29 #

    Je suis sûre que si je cherche bien, je trouverai une statue antique qui me ressemble aussi ;-)

  3. Phil
    12 août 2009 à 22:41 #

    Et moi, M’sieu, j’dirai Pluto : « Qui sont les maître-chanteurs ? »

    … ras le pompon de MJ and Co…

    … y’a des zicos (pour rester dans le contexte) bien vivants qui méritent beaucoup plus d’attention…

  4. marie
    14 août 2009 à 8:48 #

    J’espère bien que d’ici là, on n’en parlera plus! et que les stars planétaires seront un peu moins névrosées…
    Trop d’informations tue l’information…on sera donc bientôt tranquille. Encore un peu de patience!

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    4 novembre 2009 à 16:23 #

    on aurai vraiment cru que cette statuette de marbre était celle du king of the pop et je pense que si on l’avais retrouver 30ans plus tôt , beaucoup de choses ne se serais pas passer comme prévus
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