Michael Jackson peut-il être prix Nobel de la paix ?


Michael Jackson ne porte pas de montre.

Internet a de bons côtés. Regardez par exemple, sur le web il y a ZibloG, c’est bien ça ZibloG, non ?

Bon, peu importe. Et puis il y a des délires amusants comme cette pétition signée par 24131 personnes au moment précis où j’écris ces lignes. (Pétition)

Que veulent ces gens ?

Ils veulent que Michael Jackson obtienne le prix Nobel de la paix. L’idée du Nobel est noble et blolie ;-)

Nonobstant et subséquemment, les chances que Michael obtienne ce prix sont à peu près équivalentes à mon envie de faire du saut en parachute au dessus d’un champ de cactus.

Pourquoi ?

Parce qu’il ne me semble pas que ce bon Michael ait fait tant de bien que cela dans sa vie, en tout cas rien de comparable à ce qu’a pu faire l’Abbé Pierre qui n’a eu que dalle pour cela. Par ailleurs, ce prix n’a jamais été attribué à quelqu’un de disparu. Donc tant que Michael sera mort, ce sera compliqué.

Mais bon, puisqu’il fait chaud et que ça délire grave, je propose donc d’attribuer :

L’Oscar du meilleur acteur à Jean Claude Vandamme.

L’Award du meilleur album à Natasha St-Pier.

Le 7 d’Or de la meilleure émission pour la jeunesse au Journal du Hard.

Le trophée du sportif de l’année à Rocco Siffredi.


Rocco a une petite montre.

38 Réponses à “Michael Jackson peut-il être prix Nobel de la paix ?”

  1. Bobe
    6 août 2009 à 17:41 #

    Bon! je pense effectivement qu’il ne faut pas tout mélanger!

    Ps: Ta liste de nominations est intéressante à étudier!(lance une pétition :-) )

  2. molodoi
    6 août 2009 à 21:42 #

    Van Damme, je lui donnerais plutôt un prix de philosophie :-p

  3. Phil
    7 août 2009 à 21:20 #

    …et le prix de la connerie à celui qui a lancé cette pétition !

    Dediousse, qu’est ce qu’il ne faut pas entendre comme débilités !!!

  4. mei li
    10 août 2009 à 19:26 #

    moi je pense qui il a fait le bien dans le monde et pour le remecier il devrai avoir le prix nobel de la paix

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